EVERY Girl in the World?

Damn. They really did mean that shit. I thought it was just supposed to be 18 and up...

Who's Bad?

In memory of the best who ever did it. Hee-hee-hee! Ow!
What was your favorite MJ song?

You Know You Ghetto If...

Cereal is breakfast, lunch, AND dinner in your crib!

You AND your mama are livin with grandma

It's 5PM and you still haven't gotten outta bed...

You ride a ghetto bike (no brakes, no seat, one pedal, bent wheels, etc.)

You bootleg and sell stuff you get from work (you work at KFC and you sell chicken at discount prices)

You own and/or wear a grill (yes, you are ghetto) (Dirty South ghetto)

You have more than three colors in your hair at once (you know who you are)

You have a piercing anywhere other than your ears...

You have visible tattoos

You got a hoe stamp

You got a Monroe (St. Louis ghetto)

You throw stale bread out the window to feed the pigeons (New York ghetto)

Chinese food is a delicacy in your house

You love Cream of Wheat

You wear clothes that don't fit you (too tight or too big)

Strangers can't spell or pronounce your name right

You wear tims in the summer

You buy $200 shoes but you don't have a job

You've ever nigga knocked

If you reminisce every time you hear the ice cream truck

If you ever ate a icee

If you know how to catch a train/taxi

If you've ever jumped a turnstyle/fence

If you've ever ran from the police and got away

If you've ever ran from the police and got caught

If you call the police "5-0" or the "PO-leece"

If all you drink is cool aid

If all you drink is quarter waters

If all you drink is 40's

If you've ever robbed someone

If you've ever fought someone for lookin at you the wrong way (New York ghetto)

If you ever told somebody "You got a eye problem?" (New York ghetto)

If you ever said "I can do what I want, it's a free country." (New York ghetto)

If you own a knife/gun or have used one to fuck a nigga up

If you keep razors on you and will cut a bitch

If you're a female, and you've had fist fights with grown ass men

If you wear shades outside at night

If you're entire wardrobe is Rocawear

If you're entire wardrobe is a Rocawear knockoff

If you got a fake Gucci purse but front it like it's real

If you rockin a fake Rolex but don't got a car...

TO BE CONTINUED... Feel free to add your own to this list!

Aww HELL Naw!!!

I ain't seen nothin this gay since Prince cut the ass cheeks out his leotard. WTF?!?

:/

If Ya Don't Know, Now Ya Know...

Wutup ya'll,

It's ya boy BlackFist back at it! Just wanted to put ya'll up on some the NEW ish we got poppin over here... 

First of all, we got new music from Reem Raw (Jersey stand up!) on the main website, www.AskNoire.com on the Home Page and the Music Page.

If you didn't know, we also have some brand new sites for ya'll:

• AskNoire.ning.com
• imeem.com/AskNoire

You can also hit us up on our social networking pages:

• facebook.com/NoireBlack
• myspace.com/AskNoire
• twitter.com/AskNoire

And don't forget the magazine site, NoireMagazine.com, which just might be seeing a new issue sometime soon.

Holla back,

Black

Gossip Folk

The question is always in the back of your mind, ain't it? What the HELL is Noire gonna do next?!

Yea, sometimes I wonder too. The woman never ceases to amaze me.

What I DO know, is that she's workin on another volume of her Urban Erotic Quickies (remember the first one, From the Streets to the Sheets?). I know that's gon be HOT!!! She's still taking story submissions by the way. E-mail her at Noire@AskNoire.com and put "Quickie Submission" in the subject line for more info on the guidelines.

AND, I've been hearin talk about another issue of NoireMagazine comin out soon. ReeRee where you at? I'm with it!

Also, I've heard that the Hittin' the Bricks movie should be droppin on DVD by the end of this year, so look out for that too...

As always, the Queen of Urban Erotica has some even juicier tricks hidden up her sleeves, but I can't speak on it yet... What I DO know, is that if things go through as planned, it's finna be a HOT ASS SUMMER! What ya'll think about it? Share your thoughts with fellow readers on the Noire's World Discussion Forum. Until next time, be easy ya'll. 

Holla atcha boy, 

BlackFist

Good. More Ning. :)

Good mornin people,

I'm finna put ya'll up on the Noire's new discussion forum at AskNoire.ning.com, where you can customize your page, talk with other Noire readers, and even chat with Noire. Like ya mama used to say, go make a friend. Be easy.

BlackFist

Yah meem?

Wus good fam,

Do yourself a huge favor and get an imeem account today. Then do yourself an even bigger favor and click here. Don't worry, I ain't gettin paid for this... by imeem. LOL. Aight ya'll I'm out. Be easy like Sunday mornin - cuz it is.

One,

BlackFist

DAAAAMN!!!

Facebook me.

Wus good people,

It's ya boy BlackFist.  As some of you may already know, me and Noire are both new members on Facebook, so make sure you go and add us as friends. While you're at it, you can also friend her on MySpace and Twitter and follow this blog too LOL.

For those of you who are looking for a forum in which you can discuss Noire's books, Urban Erotica, and more with fellow Noire readers and even Noire herself you can go join her Facebook group, The Urban Erotic Tales Book Club.

One,

BlackFist