The Misadventures of Mink LaRue

Sunday, July 12, 2009

How to Do a Quickie...

Noire is accepting submissions for her second Urban Erotic Quickies Anthology. She is seeking to give an opportunity to new, unpublished writers. Their stories will have priority in being selected for this collection.
FOLLOWING THESE INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY WILL ENSURE YOUR STORY IS RECEIVED BY US AND READ:
Short stories must be urban and highly erotic and a minimum of 20 standard manuscript pages. All manuscripts must be typed in MS Word, Times New Roman, 12 point font, double spaced, with one inch margins. Submissions should include contact information including telephone number and mailing address, and sent as an e-mail attachment to noire@asknoire.com. Subject line for e-mails containing submissions MUST read: "Quickie Submission". Subject line for all other questions MUST read: "Quickie Questions".
Please allow 8 to 12 weeks for a response. Approximate deadline: August 1st. Make it sure it's highly erotic!
Good luck!

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Reem Raw @ Rock The Bells!


If you ain't heard by now, you must be livin under a rock. Ya boy Reem Raw is opening up for Nas and The Roots at the Rock The Bells concert! The event is this Sunday, July 12th @ 12 PM at the Merriweather Post Pavilion in Washington DC. If you love hip hop, this is a must see event!
Artists scheduled to appear include: Nas & Damian Marley, The Roots, Common, Big Boi, KRS-One, Reflection Eternal (Talib Kweli & Hi-Tek), Tech N9ne, RZA, Raekwon, k'Naan, Sage Francis, Slaughterhouse, Buckshot, M.O.P., Necro, Slum Village, Eyedea & Abilities, Evidence & Alchemist, Psycho Realm, Mystic Journeymen, Chali 2na, The Knux, Mickey Factz, B. Dolan, and Tabi Bonney. Click here to get ya tickets ASAP!
NJS is in the buildin!

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

RB (re-blog) @Phonte: "My Hero Ain't Molest Them Bitch Ass Kids"

Phonte (of Little Brother) said it better than even I could in his teary-eyed tribute to The King: 

"I haven't been compelled to blog in a long time. 

In an era where everybody is twittering and text-messaging their lives away, a well-thought out essay that extends past 140 characters is quickly becoming a thing of the past.

But when our universe lost its brightest star on June 25, 2009, I felt a deep, overwhelming sadness that I haven't experienced in many years and I felt moved to say....something.

My hero, Michael Joseph Jackson, is dead. 

Honestly I'm still trying to process it, almost like the loss of a much-loved family member. I mean, hell, to many of us Michael WAS family. Much like Nike, or Coca-Cola, or McDonalds, Michael Jackson wasn't so much a person as he was a living, breathing, American institution; a ubiquitous force that has seemingly existed forever and one that we couldn't imagine a world without. Seeing Michael onstage was less like watching a musician perform and more akin to witnessing a magician at work.

But contrary to his otherworldly stage presence and magical aura, the man we called The King of Pop proved to be a mere mortal. And now my hero, Michael Joseph Jackson, is dead.

What isn't dead, unfortunately, is the cloud of false accusations, unsubstantiated rumors, myths, slander, and outright lies that surround his life and his legacy. The greatest myth regarding Michael Jackson is that he was a pedophile who preyed on young children. 

It is my belief now, just as it was 16 years ago, that the charges brought against Michael during his 1993 sexual abuse case were false. The allegations made by Jordan Chandler (the accuser) and his father Evan Chandler always seemed suspect to me for a few reasons:

1. Ask the average parent whether they'd want justice or money for their abused child and more than likely they'd say justice, if for no other reason than to protect their child (and other children) from a future attack. The fact that Evan Chandler was willing to essentially let Michael off the hook for a few million (reportedly 2-3), made their case seem like a well-orchestrated extortion attempt. In regards to the case, Evan was later caught on tape saying, "If I go through with this, I win big time. There's no way I lose. I will get everything I want and they will be destroyed forever...Michael's career will be over." Notice that homeboy ain't mention jack shit about his son. So much for being a concerned father...

2. Generally when victims of abuse come out with allegations against someone, other victims come forward to corroborate their story (i.e. the Catholic Church scandal, where a few parties came forward and it later led to thousands). 

Very rarely do child molesters stop at just one kid, or even two for that matter. An alleged pedophile with only two accusers is kinda like an alleged serial killer with only one body. Or an alleged sneaker addict with only two pairs of Jordans in his closet. It just doesn't make any logical sense, nor does it coincide with the recurring psychological characteristics of most people who fall into those categories. 

In the case of Michael Jackson vs. the Chandler family, not a single corroborating witness could be found to help prosecute the case and after raids were conducted on several of Jackson's homes, no hard evidence of sexual abuse was gathered.

Michael later settled the Chandler case out of court, not as an admission of guilt, but at the behest of his lawyers and financial advisors who warned him that a criminal trial could cost him millions of dollars in legal fees, as well as the loss of hundreds of millions in touring and endorsement revenue. With the Chandler case finally over, Michael continued to tour and released his greatest hits package “HIStory” in 1995. Ten years later though, he would face another trial that, in my opinion, would be the one to literally and figuratively, kill him.

Martin Bashir’s heinous, Machiavellian documentary “Living With Michael Jackson” aired in 2003. It was in this documentary that Mike (albeit foolishly) talked about his fondness for sharing his bed with children, and was seen holding hands with a young boy. Shortly afterwards the young boy from the documentary, 13 year-old Gavin Arvizo (a cancer survivor who had all his medical bills paid for by Michael), accused him of sexual abuse. 

When Mike’s case against Arvizo hit airwaves in 2005, I must admit that I had my doubts. Much like the Chris Rock joke, I too shook my head in disbelief and said “ANOTHER kid!?! Mike, what the fuck?!! How could you be THAT stupid?!?!” As the case unraveled though, the financial motivations of the accuser’s family became much more apparent. 

Similar to the Chandler case from ‘93, the prosecution couldn’t produce any credible witnesses to corroborate Arvizo’s testimony against Michael. Many of the prosecution’s witnesses were either former employees of Michael who had financial disputes with him, or had criminal convictions themselves. Arvizo’s testimony contradicted previous statements he’d made to officials saying that nothing ever took place between him and Michael, and Arvizo’s mother Janet Arvizo, an eccentric woman with a prior conviction for welfare fraud, single-handedly killed the case with her flippant remarks on the witness stand and overall bizarre courtroom behavior. 

Actor Macaulay Culkin came forward in Michael’s defense and testified that no inappropriate behavior ever took place during their many times together, as did many other associates who had spent time at Neverland. Ultimately, Michael emerged from the Arvizo case with a Not Guilty verdict on all counts, but it proved to be a pyrrhic victory. The damage was already done. In the court of popular opinion, The King of Pop was an unrepentant child molestor.

When defending Michael Jackson against his detractors, I am often asked if I would let one of my sons sleep over at his house. The answer is no. Shit, I wouldn't let my sons sleep over at YOUR house. But that doesn't make you a pedophile, it just makes me a concerned and protective dad who doesn’t leave his kids around people I personally don’t know well enough to trust. 

When it came to children, the only thing Michael was guilty of in my opinion, was naivete. While cuddling in the bed with children isn't technically illegal, it does violate several social norms; norms that a man who dresses funny, lives at an amusement park and refers to himself as “Peter Pan” would certainly pay a higher price for breaking. When I hear the tales of Michael laying in bed with those children, watching movies, tickling, and engaging in general horseplay, it sounds less like the work of a pedophile and more like the actions of a man trying to experience a childhood he never had.

During his investigation for the Arvizo trial, Michael was examined by Dr. Stan Katz, a clinical psychologist who concluded that Michael didn’t fit the profile of a pedophile but instead that of a regressed 10 year old, an analysis which I agree with wholeheartedly. I mean after all, only a person with the simple, unsuspecting mind of a child could truly believe they could sleep in the same bed as their pre-pubescent buddies and not pay a price for it.

Still, the most saddening myth surrounding Michael’s life is that he was ashamed to be Black. During the mid 80’s, in the midst of his ever-changing skin complexion and facial features, popular opinion in the Black community was that Mike was a sellout. This was an opinion that would unfortunately haunt him for the rest of his life, but a closer look reveals quite the opposite.

As echoed by my man Scorpeze of the house music duo Windimoto in his excellent blog, Michael Jackson never tried to disown or separate himself from his Blackness at any point in his career. In fact, he was probably the most openly pro-Black pop entertainer of his time. Michael Jackson ashamed to be Black? I mean, this was the same guy who:

-portrayed Black people as kings and queens in ancient Egypt ("Remember the Time" video)
-called Tommy Mottola (his then label boss) a devil and a racist
-sang "white man's gotta make a change" live on the Grammies in '88
-sang about a beautiful African woman in "Liberian Girl"
-featured an African chant at the end of "Wanna Be Startin Somethin"
-donated over $25 million to the United Negro College Fund
-sang "I ain't scared of no sheets" in "Black or White" and upped the ante by morphing into a BLACK PANTHER at the video's end
-wrote a song called "They Don't Really Care About Us," with a Spike Lee-directed video that featured prisoners raising the Black power fist
-uhhh “We Are The World” and USA for Africa, anyone?

What about this man wasn’t Black enough? Was it his battle with vitiligo and how it caused skin discoloration? Was it his excessive facial surgeries, due I’m sure in no small part to the teasing and ridicule he faced about his looks as a teenager? 

Why did we turn our collective backs on a man who always reminded us that he never forgot who he was, or more importantly, whose he was?

This essay is my plea to all people who consider themselves a fan of Michael Jackson, but especially to Black people: Don't let them talk about our Brother. Don’t let his naysayers convict him of crimes that were never proven. Don't let people reduce the memory of one of our greatest heroes to that of a weird guy who wore a shiny glove and molested little boys. 

When Elvis Presley died, did the media remember him as an overweight, drug-abusing racist who dated a 14 year-old, or was he eulogized as The King of Rock and Roll?

When Woody Allen dies, do you think the media will focus on the controversy behind him marrying his own stepdaughter, or on the films "Annie Hall" and "Manhattan" and how great they were? (Ditto for Jerry Lee Lewis, the rock and roll pioneer who married his 13-year old cousin.)

When people accuse Michael of being a pedophile or a child molester, ask them to provide hard evidence. Ask them to provide an opinion rooted in fact, rather than one based on gossip, hearsay, and conjecture. Chances are, they won't be able to. The Black community has done a great disservice in not reciprocating the love that Michael Jackson showed us when he was alive. The least we can do in honoring his death is ensure that his legacy is remembered properly for future generations.

Was Michael Jackson a weirdo? Of course he was a weirdo. 

But maybe if you had been in the public eye since you were 7, had grown ass women throwing themselves at you since you were 13, suffered physical abuse at the hands of your father, watched your father and older brothers engage in sex with groupies on tour as a child, were called "Big Nose" and "ugly" by both family members AND fans, developed a skin disease that took away the one thing you repeatedly expressed your pride for, and spent the last half of your life as the most famous person on Earth, you'd probably be a bit of a weirdo too.

I am not attempting to paint Michael Jackson as a saint, as no man ever lives up to such a lofty title. But to me, the phrase “no good deed goes unpunished” seems to sum up Michael Jackson’s life more than ever.

Why would people try to tear down a man who constantly used his power, money, and influence to help others?

Why would people express such disgust and contempt for a man who constantly sang of love and peace, and used his talent to entertain, uplift, and inspire millions?

Tell em that its human nature, I suppose...

Rest in Peace, Brother Michael. I love and miss you dearly."

Phonte

You can check out Phonte and his blog at MySpace @ http://www.myspace.com/phontigallo

May you rest in peace Michael. We miss you and appreciate EVERYTHING you've done for our people and for the world. God bless.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

EVERY Girl in the World?

Damn. They really did mean that shit. I thought it was just supposed to be 18 and up...

Friday, June 26, 2009

Who's Bad?



In memory of the best who ever did it. Hee-hee-hee! Ow!
What was your favorite MJ song?

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

You Know You Ghetto If...


Cereal is breakfast, lunch, AND dinner in your crib!

You AND your mama are livin with grandma

It's 5PM and you still haven't gotten outta bed...

You ride a ghetto bike (no brakes, no seat, one pedal, bent wheels, etc.)

You bootleg and sell stuff you get from work (you work at KFC and you sell chicken at discount prices)

You own and/or wear a grill (yes, you are ghetto) (Dirty South ghetto)

You have more than three colors in your hair at once (you know who you are)

You have a piercing anywhere other than your ears...

You have visible tattoos

You got a hoe stamp

You got a Monroe (St. Louis ghetto)

You throw stale bread out the window to feed the pigeons (New York ghetto)

Chinese food is a delicacy in your house


You wear clothes that don't fit you (too tight or too big)

Strangers can't spell or pronounce your name right

You wear tims in the summer

You buy $200 shoes but you don't have a job

You've ever nigga knocked

If you reminisce every time you hear the ice cream truck

If you ever ate a icee

If you know how to catch a train/taxi

If you've ever jumped a turnstyle/fence

If you've ever ran from the police and got away

If you've ever ran from the police and got caught

If you call the police "5-0" or the "PO-leece"

If all you drink is cool aid

If all you drink is quarter waters

If all you drink is 40's

If you've ever robbed someone

If you've ever fought someone for lookin at you the wrong way (New York ghetto)

If you ever told somebody "You got a eye problem?" (New York ghetto)

If you ever said "I can do what I want, it's a free country." (New York ghetto)

If you own a knife/gun or have used one to fuck a nigga up

If you keep razors on you and will cut a bitch

If you're a female, and you've had fist fights with grown ass men

If you wear shades outside at night

If you're entire wardrobe is Rocawear

If you're entire wardrobe is a Rocawear knockoff

If you got a fake Gucci purse but front it like it's real

If you rockin a fake Rolex but don't got a car...

TO BE CONTINUED... Feel free to add your own to this list!

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Aww HELL Naw!!!


I ain't seen nothin this gay since Prince cut the ass cheeks out his leotard. WTF?!?

:/

If Ya Don't Know, Now Ya Know...

Wutup ya'll,
It's ya boy BlackFist back at it! Just wanted to put ya'll up on some the NEW ish we got poppin over here... 
First of all, we got new music from Reem Raw (Jersey stand up!) on the main website, www.AskNoire.com on the Home Page and the Music Page.
If you didn't know, we also have some brand new sites for ya'll:
You can also hit us up on our social networking pages:
And don't forget the magazine site, NoireMagazine.com, which just might be seeing a new issue sometime soon.
Holla back,
Black

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Gossip Folk


The question is always in the back of your mind, ain't it? What the HELL is Noire gonna do next?!

Yea, sometimes I wonder too. The woman never ceases to amaze me.

What I DO know, is that she's workin on another volume of her Urban Erotic Quickies (remember the first one, From the Streets to the Sheets?). I know that's gon be HOT!!! She's still taking story submissions by the way. E-mail her at Noire@AskNoire.com and put "Quickie Submission" in the subject line for more info on the guidelines.

AND, I've been hearin talk about another issue of NoireMagazine comin out soon. ReeRee where you at? I'm with it!

Also, I've heard that the Hittin' the Bricks movie should be droppin on DVD by the end of this year, so look out for that too...

As always, the Queen of Urban Erotica has some even juicier tricks hidden up her sleeves, but I can't speak on it yet... What I DO know, is that if things go through as planned, it's finna be a HOT ASS SUMMER! What ya'll think about it? Share your thoughts with fellow readers on the Noire's World Discussion Forum. Until next time, be easy ya'll. 

Holla atcha boy, 

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Good. More Ning. :)


Good mornin people,

I'm finna put ya'll up on the Noire's new discussion forum at AskNoire.ning.com, where you can customize your page, talk with other Noire readers, and even chat with Noire. Like ya mama used to say, go make a friend. Be easy.

BlackFist

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Yah meem?

Wus good fam,

Do yourself a huge favor and get an imeem account today. Then do yourself an even bigger favor and click here. Don't worry, I ain't gettin paid for this... by imeem. LOL. Aight ya'll I'm out. Be easy like Sunday mornin - cuz it is.

One,

BlackFist

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Monday, June 1, 2009

Facebook me.


Wus good people,

It's ya boy BlackFist.  As some of you may already know, me and Noire are both new members on Facebook, so make sure you go and add us as friends. While you're at it, you can also friend her on MySpace and Twitter and follow this blog too LOL.

For those of you who are looking for a forum in which you can discuss Noire's books, Urban Erotica, and more with fellow Noire readers and even Noire herself you can go join her Facebook group, The Urban Erotic Tales Book Club.

One,

BlackFist

Saturday, May 30, 2009

FAQ



Wus poppin fam,

It's ya boy BlackFist. I've been answering ALOT of your e-mails and questions lately, and I'm beginning to see a few trends. 

Since it looks like many of the readers are having alot of the same questions, I thought it would be a good idea to post all the answers in one place. If ya'll want this page added to the new website, just leave a comment below and let me know.


Question #1: 

Where can I buy all of Noire's books? 

Answer: Noire's books can be found in all major bookstores, like Borders and Barnes and Noble. Also, every book title that is linked on this Blog page (including the book collection that is listed on the right side of this page in the red underlined hyperlinked text), on the new www.AskNoire.com website,  and on Noire's Myspace links to Amazon.com, where you can order online. 

Question #2:

When is the next book coming out? 

If you haven't read Hittin' the Bricks, or Maneater (the collaboration with Mary B. Morrison that just dropped a few days ago), then the answer to that question is: NOW! 

For those of ya'll who have already gotten through with those two and have already read the entire Noire collection (nine books strong), the question is a little harder to answer. 

For now, I'll just say that Noire has been a writin fool (two books this year alone and nine total since 2005). That's an average of over two books a year, ya'll. Crazy! That being said, I won't be surprised if she slows down for the rest of the year since she's already dropped two books in 2009 before summertime

At the same time, I don't wanna put no words in her mouth either. We'll have to wait and see what happens I guess. Shit, I'm waitin for another book to drop just like ya'll, lol.

Question #3:

Is Noire coming out with any sequels? (G-Spot 2? Thong On Fire 2?)

Answer: Noire is still considering whether or not she wants to write sequels for several of her books. Lots of her readers and fans have been requesting sequels, so it's definitely a possibility. Keep your fingers crossed, and be on the lookout for a Blogger poll on this subject soon on the right side of this page.

Question #4:

What is Noire's inspiration for her books?

Answer: Noire is influenced by her real life experiences as well as by the desire to provide readers with a warning about the possible consequences of living the street life. Many of Reem Raw's songs have been inspirational to the plots of some of her stories as well.

Question #5:

Does Noire have any movies coming out? 

Answer: I've been getting e-mails from dozens of readers about this topic, and the answer is YES! We're hoping to see Noire's Hittin' the Bricks the movie released on DVD by the end of this year. The anticipation for this movie is BANANAS!!! It's Noire's first movie and it's starring the homieTexas Battle (Coach Carter, Final Destination 3, Wrong Turn 2: Dead End, Dragonball Evolution, The Bold and the Beautiful), as well as Brookyln's Finest, Reem Raw

Other movie questions have been asking about a possible movie for G-Spot. Like I said about the sequels, as long as ya'll keep demanding it, it's never say never over here. Noire is always open to giving her fans the best possible products as long she can ensure that it gets done right. 

Question #6: 

What's going on with my special edition code for the pre-release of the dvd in the back of my Hittin' the Bricks book? 

Answer: This is one of the most frequently asked questions we get. Unfortunately, Noire is just the author of the book and has no direct involvement in the movie production or the DVD release. We are both sorry to our fans and upset with the delay of its release, and will make sure that more is done for our fans in the future. For more information, you can go to the website for their official explanation here and put yourself on the mailing list to be notified when the movie gets released.

Question #7: 

Are the characters in Noire's books based on real people?

Answer: All of Noire's stories have a little bit of truth to them, but at the same time Noire also draws largely from her own imagination for content. The hallmark of a great author.   ;)


Well that's all for now folks. If you have any other questions you'd like me to add to the list, let me know and we can maybe show that list on a future blog or add it as a page to the website. You are AMAZING fans, and Noire truly does love you and appreciates all of your support. Me too (still waitin for my first official piece of fanmail tho, blackfist82@gmail.com LOL!!! for real tho. holla at me, i'm tryna get a raise son!). Anyway, thanks ya'll! Have a good day out there! Breathe easy, drink a glass a water, say hi to a hater for me!

One!

BlackFist

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Watch Out Boy, She'll Chew You Up...MANEATER IN STORES NOW!

Wus really good fam,

I just thought I should mention one more thing: Maneater
, the two-part collbaration between Noire and Mary B. Morrison IS IN STORES NOW! Everybody already know Noire is the Sugar-Honey-Ice-Tee (S.H.I.T.), so you better go get your copies while they still on the shelves -- that means TODAY! I'm out ya'll, I gotta go read mines right now. Holla!

Hittin' the Bricks Movie Trailer - Are You Ready?!


Shouts out to the homie Texas Battle IN THE BUIDLIN'. I see you doin ya thing my nig! Reem Raw is in the movie as well, so make sure ya'll go check that out and support ya boy in his acting debut. Hittin' the Bricks the Movie should be out on DVD by the end of the year. I know ya'll been waitin very patiently for it, so just hold on it's comin! Go to www.hittinthebricks.com for more info.

One,

BlackFist

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

New Website is up and HOTTT!


Hey Fam!

Welcome to my new blog.

Thanks to our creative genius Black, my new website is ready for the world complete with movie clips, videos, urban music tracks and more.

Yeah, it's been a minute since I've posted online but y'all know how it is when you're steady on ya grind.

Thanx to all my fans and readers who have been hittin me up by email and sending me big ups and love on my latest urban erotic tale HITTIN THE BRICKS. Y'all sustained me through a dark period and it would have been tough without all the love and healing words you sent me DAILY!

BUT I'M BACK NOW! Full force and ready to do big things.

Check out my new website at www.asknoire.com and follow the NOIRE FRANCHISE on Facebook, Twitter, and MySpace.

Stay black and holla atcha girl!

Monday, May 25, 2009

It's Been A Long Time Comin'


Wus good ya'll,

It's ya boy BlackFist back at it again. I just wanna welcome all the fans to Noire's new blog, "Tell Me How You REALLY Feel..." and let you know that we're on track to hit you with a wave of new stuff real soon so keep it locked. Also, we got the new website coming soon with the online bookstore, new music from NJS, and clips from Noire's first movie "Hittin' the Bricks."

One, BlackFist