You Know You Ghetto If...

Cereal is breakfast, lunch, AND dinner in your crib!

You AND your mama are livin with grandma

It's 5PM and you still haven't gotten outta bed...

You ride a ghetto bike (no brakes, no seat, one pedal, bent wheels, etc.)

You bootleg and sell stuff you get from work (you work at KFC and you sell chicken at discount prices)

You own and/or wear a grill (yes, you are ghetto) (Dirty South ghetto)

You have more than three colors in your hair at once (you know who you are)

You have a piercing anywhere other than your ears...

You have visible tattoos

You got a hoe stamp

You got a Monroe (St. Louis ghetto)

You throw stale bread out the window to feed the pigeons (New York ghetto)

Chinese food is a delicacy in your house

You love Cream of Wheat

You wear clothes that don't fit you (too tight or too big)

Strangers can't spell or pronounce your name right

You wear tims in the summer

You buy $200 shoes but you don't have a job

You've ever nigga knocked

If you reminisce every time you hear the ice cream truck

If you ever ate a icee

If you know how to catch a train/taxi

If you've ever jumped a turnstyle/fence

If you've ever ran from the police and got away

If you've ever ran from the police and got caught

If you call the police "5-0" or the "PO-leece"

If all you drink is cool aid

If all you drink is quarter waters

If all you drink is 40's

If you've ever robbed someone

If you've ever fought someone for lookin at you the wrong way (New York ghetto)

If you ever told somebody "You got a eye problem?" (New York ghetto)

If you ever said "I can do what I want, it's a free country." (New York ghetto)

If you own a knife/gun or have used one to fuck a nigga up

If you keep razors on you and will cut a bitch

If you're a female, and you've had fist fights with grown ass men

If you wear shades outside at night

If you're entire wardrobe is Rocawear

If you're entire wardrobe is a Rocawear knockoff

If you got a fake Gucci purse but front it like it's real

If you rockin a fake Rolex but don't got a car...

TO BE CONTINUED... Feel free to add your own to this list!